Tumblr, why are you being a jerk and not letting me queue or reblog ANYTHING that’s in my liked posts? Why? Why are you so determined to piss me off?
Monty Python and the Holy Grail | The Tale of Brave Sir Robin
My brother is sleeping on the couch in the living room and he is snoring obscenely loud. Thought you ought to know.
Sophie Hatter was the eldest of three sisters. She was not even the child of a poor woodcutter, which might have given her some chance of success. Her parents were well to do and kept a ladies’ hat shop in the prosperous town of Market Chipping. True, her own mother died when Sophie was just two years old and her sister Lettie was one year old, and their father married his youngest shop assistant, a pretty blonde girl called Fanny. Fanny shortly gave birth to the third sister, Martha. This ought to have made Sophie and Lettie into Ugly Sisters, but in fact all three girls grew up very pretty indeed, though Lettie was the one everyone said was most beautiful.
Marceline’s sweet life.